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[Intro] (Fingerpicked) G/B Am/C Bm/D Am/C G/B D/A G/B eb|---3-------5-------7-----------5---3-------2-------3---------------| Bb|-------3-------5-------7---------------3-------3-------3-------3---| Gb|---4-------5-------7-------7---5---4-------2-------4-------4-------| x2 Db|-------------------------------------------------------------------| Ab|-------------------------------------------------------------------| Eb|-------------------------------------------------------------------| eb|---10-----12-----7-----8-----3-----5--3--2--3---| Bb|------------------------------------------------| Gb|------------------------------------------------| Db|------------------------------------------------| Ab|------------------------------------------------| Eb|------------------------------------------------| [Verse 1] Em Am D G G/F# When I'm stable long enough I start to look around for love Em Am D G G/F# See a sweet and floral print, my mind begins the arrangements Em Am D G G/F# But when I start to feel that pull, turns out I just pulled myself Em Am D G She would never go with me, were I the last girl on Earth [Chorus] G Bm C G I'm dumb, she's a lesbian C G D I thought I had found the one Em Bm C G We were good as married in my mind, C G D but married in my mind's no good, ooohhh C Bm Am D Em Pink triangle on her sleeve C G Let me know the truth C D G Let me know the truth [Instrumental] (Fingerpicked) G/B Am/C Bm/D Am/C G/B D/A G/B eb|---3-------5-------7-----------5---3-------2-------3---------------| Bb|-------3-------5-------7---------------3-------3-------------------| Gb|---4-------5-------7-------7---5---4-------2-------4---------------| x2 Db|-------------------------------------------------------------------| Ab|-------------------------------------------------------------------| Eb|-------------------------------------------------------------------| [Verse 2] Em Am D G G/F# Might have smoked a few in my time, but never thought it was a crime Em Am D G G/F# Knew the day would surely come, when I'd chill and settle down, but Em Am D G G/F# when I think I found a good old fashioned girl, then she put me in my place Em Am D G Everyone's a little queer, oh can't she be a little straight? [Chorus] G Bm C G I'm dumb, she's a lesbian C G D Dsus4 D I thought I had found the one Em Bm C G We were good as married in my mind, C G D but married in my mind's no good, ooohhh C Bm Am D Em Pink triangle on her sleeve C G Let me know the truth C D G Let me know the truth [Solo] Em Am D G G/F# x2 Em Am D/F# G Em Am D/F# [Chorus] (first four lines played a bit slower / without full band) G Bm C G I'm dumb, she's a lesbian C G D I thought I had found the one, ooh Em Bm C G We were good as married in my mind, C G D but married in my mind's no good, ooohh C Bm Am D Em Pink triangle on her sleeve C G Let me know the truth C D G Let me know the truth G Bm C G I'm dumb, she's a lesbian C G D Dsus4 D I thought I had found the one, ooohhh Em Bm C G We were good as married in my mind, C G D but married in my mind's no good, ooohhh C Bm Am D Em Pink triangle on her sleeve C G Let me know the truth C D G Let me know the truth C G let me know the truth C D G Let me know the truth [Outro] (Fingerpicked) G/B Am/C Bm/D Am/C G/B D/A G/B eb|---3-------5-------7-----------5---3-------2-------3---------------| Bb|-------3-------5-------7---------------3-------3-------------------| Gb|---4-------5-------7-------7---5---4-------2-------4---------------| x2 Db|-------------------------------------------------------------------| Ab|-------------------------------------------------------------------| Eb|-------------------------------------------------------------------|